Monday, April 12, 2010

Park Slope Ranked #1, but #1000 in Parking

I don't care what New York magazine says, because my seven car driveway in Kensington is worth more than anything you can sell me in Park Slope. That's a SEVEN car driveway and a guaranteed parking spot every day until I die. Sorry Park Slope, you SUCK because you force all your people to frantically look for parking and get high blood pressure over it. Oh, did I tell you that I have a SEVEN car driveway plus a TWO car garage? Does your 3.5 million Brownstone have that?. Oh, boo, hoo, hoo.

Ron Lopez


Alaina said...

This is spot on! As soon as I heard that Park Slope got #1 on the neighborhood list I said "Who ever did the ranking never tried to park in Park Slope."

The ranking is messed up, Kensington should rank in the top twenty at least based on Housing Cost, Transit, Shopping & Services, Diversity, Green Space, and Housing Quality. But then again I don't really care if the rest of NYC knows how good we have it.

Anonymous said...

Hey they would have voted for Kensington but no one in manhattan
know where that is.

cat said...

7 car driveway??