I can't tell you how many foreign lotteries I win every day. It's mind boggling I tell you, I must have racked up at least 25 billion dollars already this year.
Oh, and then the "good news" from Mohammed emails, and all those people killed in plane crashes. There must be something wrong with how they maintain those things overseas, because there's at least a crash a day.
But then again when you're the "King of Spam" it must be true.